Happy Birthday to the Almighty MC HAMMER! 50 years ago, you graced this earth with you presence, and we have loved it ever since! Thank you for loving Oakland so much and helping put Pop Music on the map, out here. May you enjoy many more birthdays. Oh yea, and good luck on your Search Engine Venture. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check out Wire Doo. Hopefully it’s working out.
Also, thank you for Hammer Pants.
If you don’t know who MC Hammer is, you live under a rock, but here is his Wikipedia.